Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he is sending a friend over to look at a horse.
Sam asks "How will I recognize him?" That's easy, he's a midgetwith a speech impediment." So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth."
So he shows him a prized filly.
"Nith lookin horth.
Can I thee her eyeth?"
Sam picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?"
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf?"
The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nice mouf, can I see her ****?"
Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's ****, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
2006-11-06 14:37:56 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Perhapth I should rephrase that.
Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?"
2006-11-06 14:38:04 · update #1
have you heard it before, I think its hilarious,what do you think?
2006-11-06 14:38:38 · update #2
Thanks I needed a good laugh before bed!
2006-11-06 15:30:13 · answer #1 · answered by Gaia Weeps 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, funny stuff. Poor Midget. hahah!
2006-11-06 22:45:29 · answer #2 · answered by zrose86 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No I hadn't heard that one before. That rancher is a big time pervert though!
2006-11-06 22:43:34 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny..
2006-11-06 22:54:21 · answer #4 · answered by VeroGia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is funny but it will get taken off because of that t. word.
2006-11-06 22:41:34 · answer #5 · answered by jxt299 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad - but hardly something to die laughing over.
Still - at least it's original.
2006-11-06 23:12:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor little guy.
lol
2006-11-06 23:43:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is hilarious... thanx for the laugh
2006-11-06 22:40:46 · answer #8 · answered by Ananymos 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-06 22:47:06 · answer #9 · answered by latrece81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!thats really funny!!
2006-11-06 23:55:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooh! that is soooo wrong! lol rofl!
2006-11-06 22:52:39 · answer #11 · answered by simplycreative_2115 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋