a young couple had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.
To a young boy, they thought, spying would be a lot of fun and would distract him for an hour or so.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.
"An ambulance just drove by."
A few moments passed.
"Looks like the Johnsons have company," he called out.
"Davids riding a new bike and the Smiths are having a shag."
Mum and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.
"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.
2006-11-06 14:36:17 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hurrah for kid jokes lol
=kizzy=
2006-11-06 23:35:47 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-11-06 23:34:58 · answer #2 · answered by littlelatinlupelo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I couldn't live without a balcony !
2006-11-07 08:23:52 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and the kid is smart too.
2006-11-07 05:46:46 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-11-06 22:44:24 · answer #5 · answered by littlehurleyburley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute.
2006-11-06 22:42:37 · answer #6 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, very funny.
2006-11-06 22:41:56 · answer #7 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! This is my 3rd time hearing this joke! ^_^
2006-11-06 22:40:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it..how funny
2006-11-06 22:39:33 · answer #9 · answered by chilover 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats funny
2006-11-07 03:09:01 · answer #10 · answered by Lady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋