A very ugly woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids. The Wal-Mart greeter asks, "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"
"No," replies the greeter. "I just can’t believe you got laid twice."
2006-11-06 14:04:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!
2006-11-09 00:27:53 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2006-11-06 22:06:37 · answer #2 · answered by Hi im Taylor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a golden oldie.
2006-11-06 22:40:15 · answer #3 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its so sad how everyone thinks just cause ur ugly you cant be loved. shallow.
2006-11-06 22:09:26 · answer #4 · answered by Jess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is just a joke but I do not think WalMart staff would say such things.........duh!!!!!!
Like so_cal said........shallow.......lol......
2006-11-06 22:20:23 · answer #5 · answered by winterlotus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, dang that's bold.
2006-11-06 22:07:03 · answer #6 · answered by Tia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you may get laughs, but i think you could do it in better text.
2006-11-06 22:26:13 · answer #7 · answered by EllieMae 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can you believe it its true
2006-11-07 07:53:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is mean!!
2006-11-06 22:08:10 · answer #9 · answered by pollywollydoda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:D
2006-11-06 22:09:05 · answer #10 · answered by mary 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋