I am interested in getting plastic surgery. Ever doctor I go to refuses to perform what I need done. Don't laugh or judge me, it's my life, but I want surgery to make me look like Jar Jar Binks. I recently sold a very rare Jar Jar collectable to be able to afford the operation and now I can't find a doctor to perform it. I have done the research, and with extensive surgery I can resemble Jar Jar. I believe this is what I need to turn my life around. I have been very depressed lately, because I have had a tough time finding a girlfriend. I have been wearing a Jar Jar costume as I walk around town and interact with others, but I feel it would be more effective if I actually was Jar Jar and not just wearing a costume. Does anyone know a doctor, or know where I could go to find someone who can do this for me?
2006-11-06 13:40:17 · 2 answers · asked by Jar Jar Binks Molested Me! Help! 1 in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Other - Diseases