2006-11-06 13:21:40 · 18 answers · asked by mamabear 1 in Health ➔ Mental Health
Use your "pee that burns" and set the clowns on fire that should curb their hunger !!!
2006-11-06 13:30:23 · answer #1 · answered by budlowsbro420 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hm. Well, most clowns don't like the taste of people. You could:
A) Ward them off with the smell of fresh flowers or Febreze. Clowns are often poor, so they're used to the stench of sweat and muck. They hate anything that smells sickeningly sweet, so maybe try a Glade Plug-In or a potent perfume?
B) Put a large pair of scissors on your desk or bed where it's visible. Clowns are deathly afraid of scissors 'cuz, hey, they ain't nothin' without their neon-colored 'fro.
C) As a peace offering, stick some tissues or nasal decongestant by your pillow. Why do you think their noses are so puffy and red?
D) If you can sleep with noise, keep a Groucho Marx video playing on TV while you sleep. Clowns are always looking for...ahem...original new material. The video will distract them for a few hours. :)
2006-11-06 21:37:13 · answer #2 · answered by CherryPie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The only known way to combat a cannibalistic clown is to play all of Beethoven's symphonies backwards, starting with the most recent and working your way to the oldest. Make sure when you digitally mess them up to play backwards in ascending order you also hit repeat one. You wouldn't want the songs to stop half way thrugh the night. Make sure you also back up your cd player with batteries in case the power goes. And make sure you don't have the Baby Genius version of Beethoven, that only fights baby cannibal clowns and they can only eat fingers and toes at that stage, so you really want to aim at keeping the adults at bay. Good luck Soldier!
2006-11-06 22:11:01 · answer #3 · answered by I Can Preach Too! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's okay clowns are just people in costumes. They are totally harmless. Maybe you should stop watching so many horror movies with evil clowns though
2006-11-06 22:50:08 · answer #4 · answered by thankful chic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clowns wont eat you I promise.
2006-11-06 22:54:21 · answer #5 · answered by J.A. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you have a "Schizophrenic disorder", and you should see a clinical psychiatrist as soon as possible. Otherwise you may just die from a lack of sleep.
Clinical Psychiatrist, France
2006-11-06 21:41:31 · answer #6 · answered by MINDDOCTOR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clowns are cute. Flirt with them :-)
2006-11-06 22:17:22 · answer #7 · answered by Nels 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not afraid of clowns so i don't dont what to tell you. i am afraid of the evil killer marshmellows under my bed though.
2006-11-06 21:26:26 · answer #8 · answered by Perfectly Insane 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. im scared of clowns too!!
2006-11-06 21:23:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roll in butter and take a nap.
2006-11-06 21:55:48 · answer #10 · answered by n2bateyou2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋