a dirty DUCK joke with sexual context would be ideal...ideal i say
2006-11-06 12:56:17 · 10 answers · asked by zigzagidiot 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ya ....quack like a really dirty duck joke ...... s and m duck joke would be nice
2006-11-06 13:01:36 · update #1
that is great but i need dirtier!!!!!!
2006-11-06 13:03:57 · update #2
don't know any duck jokes, but i guess i'd let ya goose me if you behave yourself!
2006-11-06 16:29:00 · answer #1 · answered by amuse4you 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
three ducks were arrested and appeared in court. The judge said to the first duck: state your name and what you were doing when you were arrested. So the duck replies:
'My name is Quack, and i was blowing bubbles' The judge doesn't see why he was arrested, so he lets him go. He then calls the second duck an tells him to state his name and what he was doing when he was arrested. The second duck replies:
'My name is Quack Quack, and i was blowing bubbles.' The judge sets him free. He then calls the third duck and says to him:
'Let me guess, your name is Quack Quack Quack, and you were blowing bubbles?'
To which the duck responded:
No sir, I AM Bubbles!'
Cheers, Deanna
2006-11-07 04:19:34 · answer #2 · answered by Deanna H 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A duck walks into a bar & asks the bartender if he has any grapes. The bartender says no, so the duck walks out. Second day, the duck walks into the bar & asks the bartender if he has any grapes. The bartender says NO! The third day the duck walks into the bar & asks the bartender if he has any grapes. The bartender says....Look, I don't have any today, I didn't have any yesterday & I won't have any tomorrow. If you come in here & ask me again, I'll nail your feet to the bar! The next day the duck walks into the bar and asks Do you have any nails? The bartender says no. So the duck asks, do you have any grapes?
2006-11-06 13:09:12 · answer #3 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
The only thing I know... I was in a bar once with a female friend of mine. She had on a mini-dress. My cousin walked over and said something about my friend's "duck dress" and did I know how he knew it was a "duck dress",,,, he said " 'Cause if were any shorter, you could see her "quack"....It was kinda funny at the time.
2006-11-06 13:01:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, I can't think of any duck jokes offhand, but when I do hear one they tend to quack me up.....
Why was the hunter shooting ducks out of season? Someone told him quack kills....
When a woman wears tight pants, why do they call it Camel Toe? You'd think they'd call it Duck Toe since it's right up her quack....
Why did the drug pusher have a sign saying "All Ducks Welcome"? He was trying to sell quack....
2006-11-06 13:13:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Two ducks have just gotten married. They get in their bed and it starts to get hot and heavy, when the wife duck turns to the husband and says honey did you remember the condoms, and reply’s that he didn’t have them and that he forgot to bring them. so the wife tells him to call room service and see if they have any. So the husband calls and ask the operator if they have any condoms. He told them they did and would bring them right up, and then asks if he would like that on his bill to where the duck replies NO I’lLL SUFFOCATE!
2006-11-06 13:27:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pancakes
2016-05-22 05:42:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
once a duck went to Walgreen's and bought chapstick so he went to the cashier and said just put it on my bill
2006-11-06 13:08:54 · answer #8 · answered by lookn_4_laffs 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
a duck? why a duck?
2006-11-06 12:58:18 · answer #9 · answered by sweetybabe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ideal you say?
2006-11-06 13:00:17 · answer #10 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋