Man walks into a bar with a frog on his shoulder.The barman asks where did you get that from.The frog replies it started as a boil on my ****.
2006-11-06 12:52:27 · 24 answers · asked by colin050659 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its actually prety good, but i had to read it twice b4 i got it (im really tired so that prob affected my joke understanding capability)
2006-11-06 13:19:35 · answer #1 · answered by The Evil Drummer 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah. A woman walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, "What a pretty little pig!" The woman says, "It's not a pig....It's a dog." The bartender says, "I was talking to the dog!"
2006-11-06 13:12:26 · answer #2 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeh, but...
Man walks into a bar with a giraffe. He says "one for me, one for the giraffe"
Same thing goes on all afternoon. "one for me, one for the giraffe". The giraffe collapses onto the floor. The man goes to leave, but the bar-man says " hang on, you can't leave that lyin there!"
The man turns round and says "that's not a lion it's a giraffe!"
2006-11-06 12:57:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Funny but there is a 5 second (?) lag period before you actually start laughing.
2006-11-06 12:55:25 · answer #4 · answered by Other sheep 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did nothing for me, but nice try.
2006-11-06 12:57:45 · answer #5 · answered by CJBig 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny har har made me smile. as for the people who dont ge it what is wrong with you people?
2006-11-06 12:54:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yep still funny!!
2006-11-06 12:54:00 · answer #7 · answered by Melissa C 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes its good
2006-11-06 12:53:58 · answer #8 · answered by dumpsterdd90 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
wack
2006-11-06 12:54:23 · answer #9 · answered by zexec1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
still funny lmao
2006-11-06 16:36:56 · answer #10 · answered by lisagoinmad 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋