10. "This is the printing company. Your wedding announcements are ready"
9. "Hey, it's Christina Aguilera, did you get married or did I?"
8. "It's the printing company. Your annulment announcements are ready"
7. "Rush Limbaugh here. I'd love to try whatever you were taking the other night."
6. "So other than the embarrassing marriage and annulment, how was Vegas?"
5. "Hey, it's Paris. You don't need to get married to get attention. Just have sex on the internet."
4. "This is Kenny from high school. I have a couple of hours free on Thursday if you want to get married and divorced."
3. "Honey, it's Liza. Next time, instead of an annulment, hit him with a bottle."
2. "It's Jessica Simpson. Thanks for making me look like a genius."
1. "Pete Rose here. I bet 10,000 dollars on your marriage lasting a week"
2006-11-06 12:40:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Babes, it's Kev. Can you post bail?"
2006-11-06 12:42:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Hey, best friend. It's Keven. The craziest thing just happened! I got another girl pregnant! I don't know how it happened, It must have been when I bumped into her in the elevator!"
2006-11-06 13:24:10 · answer #2 · answered by ErC 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Honey It's Keven. The craziest thing just happened! I got another girl pregnant! I don't know how it happened, It must have been when I bumped into her in the elevator!"
2006-11-06 12:45:54 · answer #3 · answered by Manx 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-21 09:39:37 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Like O mi god Brit you look so hot in the mag cover all pregnant and sexy and like naked, oh yeah everyone loves it and you didn't look fat at all, you should have all your babies documented that why like totally for sure"
2006-11-06 17:05:33 · answer #5 · answered by Bard's Babe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Mommy? It's Sean Preston. Please don't make me listen to anymore of Daddy's rap songs. He sucks! I'll call child welfare on you if I have to listen to Popozao one more time!!"
2006-11-06 12:46:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-11-06 12:45:25 · answer #7 · answered by Tom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you like the way my baby drives the car.?
2006-11-06 12:45:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
great stuff! lol
2006-11-06 13:31:27 · answer #9 · answered by simplycreative_2115 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This was certainly good for a laugh. Thanks
2006-11-06 23:21:10 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋