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One day little Danny was in Sunday School, and the preacher asked what part of the body went to heaven first.

Susie said your heart, 'cause you need it to love.

Richie said your head, 'cause you need it to think.

Little Danny raised his hand and the pastor called on him reluctantly. Danny said, "Your feet."

Confused, the pastor asked why.

Danny replied, "I was walking past my mom's room last night and she had her feet in the air and then she screamed, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

2006-11-06 12:37:17 · 22 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

lmao lol xD

2006-11-06 15:21:43 · answer #1 · answered by dbzss93 2 · 1 0

Lmao

2006-11-06 12:40:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 1 1

That little danny is such a bad little boy...lol

2006-11-06 12:46:42 · answer #3 · answered by Charisma 6 · 1 0

i think this is pure genius!!!!!! i cannot stop laughing and it is so funny...nice sense of humor, of realism and of being creative! keep it up! i think i will share this with my other friends as well as my bf and i can just see their expressions or what they have to say on the cell!!!!!!plus you made my day

2006-11-06 12:46:44 · answer #4 · answered by icycrissy27blue 5 · 1 0

she was either having a baby of getting bamed in the pu***


what? that isn't a question.

2006-11-06 13:25:36 · answer #5 · answered by flippinadamoruggiero 2 · 0 0

Predictable, but cute.

2006-11-06 12:46:50 · answer #6 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0 0

Very cute.

2006-11-06 12:47:18 · answer #7 · answered by YoMamma 2 · 0 0

poor scared little danny....lol

2006-11-06 12:41:10 · answer #8 · answered by apost 3 · 2 1

lol haha!

2006-11-06 13:19:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You are crazy for that!

2006-11-06 12:41:32 · answer #10 · answered by Michele W 2 · 1 1

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