It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
2006-11-06 12:29:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sex will result in your imminent death.
So will smoking, drugs and alcohol of any kind!
laws of physics will cease to exist when jumping from anything high or moving!
Anyone with a revenges can learn martial arts in a few short days, from a master that had to take years to learn to be a master!
2006-11-06 12:39:44 · answer #1 · answered by crissymm5 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I have read about this somewhere. There's also like, everytime there's a grocery bag it is impossible not to see a long french bread. The hero would always have an axe, a knife or any weapon when he needs it. Also, his gun seems not to run out of bullets AND he is always missed by shooter. nice haha
2016-05-22 05:40:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good and interesting list, and funny and true.
2006-11-06 23:33:10 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice observations.
2006-11-06 12:33:01 · answer #4 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny, So true and So cool.
2006-11-06 13:36:08 · answer #5 · answered by ErC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-11-06 12:36:23 · answer #6 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it, it was funny.
2006-11-06 12:33:26 · answer #7 · answered by Charlie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very true! the things they don't put in movies anymore...
2006-11-06 13:23:08 · answer #8 · answered by simplycreative_2115 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...2 funny! =]
2006-11-06 12:32:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! So true, so true!!! This is great. I love it!!!!!
2006-11-06 12:57:46 · answer #10 · answered by Joy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋