An octopus walks into a bar and says 'I can play ANY musical instrument you like' English man gives him a guitar which he plays better than Hendrix. Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton. Scotsman throws him a set of bag pipes. The octopus fumbles about for a few minutes, the scots man says 'whats wrong-can ye no play it ' The octopus says 'Play it - im gonna f**k her as soon as i get her pajama's off
2006-11-06 12:18:22 · 16 answers · asked by Psychodelic Chicken 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO THATS HILARIOUS
2006-11-06 13:37:14 · answer #1 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girl, you are crazy. That's a good one.
2006-11-06 20:32:46 · answer #2 · answered by Michele W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one.
2006-11-06 20:35:21 · answer #3 · answered by johnnybegood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny
2006-11-06 20:25:12 · answer #4 · answered by Charlie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! ~ pajamas ~ funny!
2006-11-06 20:26:06 · answer #5 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, I think I'll steal it.
2006-11-06 20:25:53 · answer #6 · answered by jeremy f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
way funny
2006-11-06 20:32:22 · answer #7 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it.
Coach
2006-11-06 20:21:06 · answer #8 · answered by Thanks for the Yahoo Jacket 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn funny
2006-11-06 21:09:53 · answer #9 · answered by Druz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe it was cute â¥
2006-11-06 20:21:44 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋