Reasons to allow drinking at work?

Question

1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

15. If something does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten.

Answer 1

I'll drink to that

Cheers

Answer 2

15. much less concentration at paintings sixteen. extra fights 17. extra rapes/intercourse 18. proceedings 19. DUI before/after paintings hours 20. workers seem so plenty extra alluring (this includes married ones) 21. seems very expert

Answer 3

*raise a shot glass to toast aquarius!* May there always be a laugh to share! *clink*

Answer 4

I'll have to forward this one to the boss.

Answer 5

hy hons daveey and steviie hons we both work in a gay mens bar restaurants hons and bar hons(nude waiters) and weres the tequillia on that one hons so kool!!

Answer 6

cheers

Answer 7

now if only employers wud allow that...

Answer 8

All sound logic.

Coach

Answer 9

cheers! tequila anyone?

Answer 10

I take a shot to that, Gulp............ now where was i? oh yeah load the gun, now aim now...........fire................................................................................................................................. sorry Tom, i think im going to like working here now