2 old guys with alzeimer's disease were sitting on a park bench on a hot summer's day. One turned to the other and asked if he fancied an ice cream. 'Ok' said Bill 'I'll have one'...'Do you want a flake in it?' asked Charlie.....'Ok but you'll never remember that ' says Bill....'Oh yes I will' says Charlie. 'What about some crushed nuts on top?' asks Charlie.......'Yes, fine but here's no way you'll remember all this, we've got alzeimer's' says Bill.......'How about some raspberry sauce on as well?' Charlie asks.......'Definitely, but look, you can't possibly remember all that' says Bill......So Charlie goes on his way......20 minutes later he comes back.......'Here's your pie Bill' and hands Bill a pie..........Bill shouts...........'I knew it!'......'I bloody well knew you would forget!!.........'Where's my friggin' chips!!?
2006-11-06 12:04:44 · 15 answers · asked by kev3753 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No offence to anyone who knows or is suffering from this.
2006-11-06 12:06:10 · update #1
Lady A, I nursed my nan through alzheimers, and without humour I would have gone mad myself!!
Its a joke - lighten up and laugh!!
2006-11-06 13:03:39 · answer #1 · answered by libbyft 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny.......no offence taken. My mum had Alzheimers and also my father-in-law......
I remember my mum watching Sky TV News when it was the Queen mum's birthday and every hour the news is repeated on Sky. When the Queen Mum was shown standing at the Gates of Clarence House on her 100th birthday, waving to the crowds, my mum said, "wouldn't you think that once would be enough to let her wave and not every hour, she must be so tired".
I guess we never know what will happen to us in old age - better not knowing :)
2006-11-06 12:39:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Getting old has it's problems, like any other stage of life. This is the joke section. Why would anyone get offended? Yet they do.
Have a great day!
2006-11-09 01:20:16 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. i heard a variastion of this joke.
2006-11-06 14:19:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What was the punch line? No,what was the setup? No, what was the day like? No - - - - - - do I know you?
2006-11-06 12:10:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
it is cute joke
2006-11-06 12:11:03 · answer #6 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-06 12:09:58 · answer #7 · answered by Ananymos 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i thing its a great joke,
2006-11-06 12:19:38 · answer #8 · answered by Charisma 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!
i cant stop giggling!!!
2006-11-06 19:20:44 · answer #9 · answered by Lady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-11-06 12:13:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋