You Are No Longer "Cool" When
You find yourself listening to talk radio.
You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears.
The pattern on your shorts and couch match.
You fondly remember your powder blue leisure suit.
You think Tragically Hip is when a middle-aged man gets a new sports car, hair piece and a 20 year old girlfriend.
You criticize the kids of today for their satanic suicide-inducing music, forgetting that you rocked to Alice Cooper and Black Sabbath.
You call the police on a noisy party next door instead of grabbing beer and joining it.
You turn down free tickets to a rock concert because you have to work the next day.
When grass is something that you cut, not cultivate.
When jogging is something you do to your memory.
Getting a little action means your prune juice is working.
All the cars behind you flash their headlights.
You remember the "Rolling Stones" as a rock group not a corporation.
You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your son's new running shoes.
You actually ASK for your father's advice.
You don't know how to operate a fax machine.
When someone mentions SURFING you picture waves and a surf board.
2006-11-06 12:04:17 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
guess i'm not cool :(
2006-11-06 12:08:38 · answer #1 · answered by Ananymos 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 11:17:39 · answer #2 · answered by staves 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mostly me...but I do know how to operate a fax machine.
2006-11-06 12:08:45 · answer #3 · answered by Shaula 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
goodness that's true i love the one about the music....i remind my dad about that all the time
2006-11-06 12:54:21 · answer #4 · answered by apost 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Or when you're old enough to say 'Back in my day'
2006-11-06 12:08:15 · answer #5 · answered by Alana B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So funny, So true and So cool.
2006-11-06 13:38:04 · answer #6 · answered by ErC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice ones
2006-11-06 12:07:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but I am still cool
2006-11-06 12:08:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not entirely true.
2006-11-06 12:06:51 · answer #9 · answered by Trapped in a Box 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! I'll have to forward this one to mom!
2006-11-06 13:34:17 · answer #10 · answered by simplycreative_2115 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so good! You nailed it for sure!!
2006-11-06 12:09:12 · answer #11 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋