Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today's our anniversary?
Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!!
And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska!
Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here.
I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.
2006-11-06 12:01:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your right, I've never said any of those things, lol
2006-11-06 12:04:35 · answer #1 · answered by MJ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-21 09:34:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true over 50% of american women are like that...but what about the other 50%? well that would bring in my mom and I. for one thing when my dad went to get my mom a wedding ring he picked out a 4 grand huge sparkly diamond ring..well my mom went back to the store with my dad to pick out a SMALLER diamond. she doesn't want to be known as one of those women who has to have it all. all of the other parts of your joke is more likely what i would say. =) but it was true and funny
2006-11-06 12:07:30 · answer #3 · answered by Aycilla 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you will hear a woman say "is that the phone, im not here" trust me, i've said it gazillion times.
and sometimes you will catch a women saying 300 is too much for a desinger dress. but the rest are true.
2006-11-06 12:05:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Some of them true
2006-11-06 12:04:00 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Riley's Mom♥ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lolik. how do you figure out who says what, lol. Sounds funny though.
2006-11-06 12:08:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....way 2 funny imagine we said that instead of men =O
2006-11-06 12:04:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL what a man would give for that chick
2006-11-06 12:09:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you go out with the guys this weekend and stay out all night!
2006-11-06 12:05:06 · answer #9 · answered by reeni 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
So funny, So true and So cool.
2006-11-06 13:38:37 · answer #10 · answered by ErC 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋