Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say:
Here honey, you use the remote.
You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
While I'm up, can I get you anything?
Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?
Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?
Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place.
Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.
We never talk anymore
2006-11-06 12:00:58 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha i like your jokes a lot but i noticed that when you did the "you never hear a woman say" post, a lot more girls complained about it. granted i DID see a guy complain about this one, ((what a wiener)) but i just thought it was funny. bring some more of these jokes!
2006-11-06 12:22:29 · answer #1 · answered by Instant. 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Incorrect. I have said the following:
-Here honey, you use the remote.
-While I'm up, can I get you anything?
-We never talk anymore
And as you're probably beginning to suspect by now:
-Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see! (Haha! I made a gay joke)
2006-11-06 12:06:11 · answer #2 · answered by Brandon 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yep we never do. But it's still funny.
I would fall off my chair laughing and shocked if a man told me he wants to go to the wallpaper store.
2006-11-06 12:05:00 · answer #3 · answered by Trapped in a Box 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not a smart joke.
I always let my sweetheart have the remote, I can care less about the "remote", I always want to cook and get her hot drinks and stuff - she works too hard around our lovely home and it gets me upset when she won't let me do housework for her. I always want her to go with me no matter where it is - including shopping - and if she's upset, I'm always right on her to talk things through.
Not all men are idiots.
2006-11-06 12:14:07 · answer #4 · answered by DaemonStorm 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Thats slightly bit a generalisation. How about belongings you by no skill listen a woman say. "for sure you could bypass to the pub including your acquaintances" "I basically love appearing oral sex on you" "certain i understand its the time of the month yet enable ME be supportive to YOU" "forget procuring, shall we bypass to the using variety" and so on and so on
2016-10-16 07:54:31 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it makes me almost cry to read this becuz women are the most kindest typs of humans known so far that is how god made us and why didn't god make men have women feelings but a body of a hot guy whyy god whyyy
2006-11-06 12:14:40 · answer #6 · answered by Aycilla 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't worry hunny I will hold your purse while the doctor sedates you. Then you can have it back after the techs remove your 'long armed jacket'.
2006-11-06 12:07:56 · answer #7 · answered by bear45fl 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Melrose place....how old is that list? Funny though.
2006-11-06 12:03:31 · answer #8 · answered by FaerieWhings 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. being marrie for 13 years this is true
2006-11-06 12:06:28 · answer #9 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I say all those things to my Pookey!
I am trying to teach those values to my grandson, Spalding and my neice, Lacey Underall.
2006-11-06 12:03:48 · answer #10 · answered by judge_smails_sir 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋