Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here?
He looks natural but those shoes do not go with that dress.
Nice service...where's the keg?
When did he die...really...hey Bob, you won the pool!!!
Hey, we're with the Publisher Clearing House Prize Patrol and we're looking for...oh, never mind.
Don't look now Fred but you and the deceased have the exact same suit on.
You know they touched that body up cause that shark has one of them legs.
Not to cause panic or anything but something is leaking out of that casket.
2006-11-06 11:45:42 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Also try.....
What's that smell?
AH! It moved!
Wow she looks even better now.
2006-11-06 11:48:54 · answer #1 · answered by mrspatpat79 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Don't look now Fred but you and the deceased have the exact same suit on.
Hilarious!!!!!
2006-11-07 07:31:12 · answer #2 · answered by Vampiredoll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-28 14:49:44 · answer #3 · answered by valaria 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot the worst one of all - if it's a guy, when the wife stands up and says "I think this is the stiffest I've seen him in the last 30 years......."
2006-11-06 11:51:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
roflinnngg
*straightens up*
fun to laugh at but really rude to say at a real funeral
2006-11-06 11:48:25 · answer #5 · answered by firebyrd16 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad its cool how u thought that through.
2006-11-06 11:50:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So funny, So true and So cool.
2006-11-06 13:42:02 · answer #7 · answered by ErC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a bout
Om my god!! So that's where my shoes went!!
I knew that ******* was a god Da*m Liar!!
2006-11-06 11:52:20 · answer #8 · answered by Choir~Geek 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Hilarious!
2006-11-06 11:47:58 · answer #9 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny! have you ever considered stand up?
2006-11-06 11:47:54 · answer #10 · answered by brknarrow23 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋