A penguin's driving when all of a sudden his car breaks down.
He waddles into a garage and asks the mechanic to look at his car.
The mechanic says, "Leave the car with us and come back in an hour."
The penguin waddles off. On his way he sees an ice-cream van and buys an ice-cream. A messy eater, he gets the ice-cream all over his face and flippers.
On his return to the garage, the penguin says to the mechanic, "What seems to be the problem?"
The mechanic says, "It looks like you've blown a seal."
The penguin says, "No, it's only ice-cream."
2006-11-06 11:39:30 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaahhaha!! oh, that was good, thanks I really needed a laugh today. thanks for brightening my mood, i owe you one
2006-11-06 11:47:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-22 05:31:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was it toga? Has he escaped his captors?Did he have a peircing on his left flipper? It must be him why else would a penguin be driving alone .His father will be so pleased.
2006-11-07 10:27:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one
2006-11-06 11:42:10 · answer #4 · answered by coldvioletfyre 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Priest, a pedophile and a drug addict walk into a bar...... He orders a beer.
2006-11-06 11:44:48 · answer #5 · answered by Dogness 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mumtaaz ( excellent in Arabic, that is how good that was ie hilarious)
2006-11-06 13:50:33 · answer #6 · answered by Isidro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get what "It looks like you've blown a seal." means. So the probles mabe hes not a pengwin
2006-11-06 11:42:29 · answer #7 · answered by pjd 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
yuk yuk i'llgive it a 6
2006-11-06 11:43:33 · answer #8 · answered by Nora G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it.
2006-11-06 11:47:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats cute
2006-11-06 12:09:53 · answer #10 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its okay but didnt laugh.
it cant top the first one! : )
2006-11-06 11:44:04 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋