Just about every conflict in the world involves Buddhist terrorists demanding that the inhabitants live under strict Buddist law.
A common tactic, that we are all to familar with, is for the Buddists to wear bomb belts and intentionally detonate themselves among non-combatent (innocent civilians) unbelievers. What many people dont realize, is that these terrorists and guerrila fighters are killing people for Buddha everywhere in the world.
So while an American might be acutely aware of the Buddhist terrorism in America, they are often unaware of the fact that almost every inch of the globe is infested with this religious violence.
The real kicker is the fact that much of western civilization is absolutely unwilling to ever consider the possiblity that a religion, in and of itself, could be a threatening thing, so the Buddist terrorism appears to have no true, fundamental opposition.
"Buddha Akbar" (Buddha is greatest) is what they scream before they kill for Buddha.
2006-11-06 11:31:34 · 11 answers · asked by Captain PC 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No there can be no peace between the Buddha and the heretic unbelievers. Death to every man, woman and child who will not bow down and kiss my Lord Buddha's tummy. It's what He would have wanted.
signed (IS DUMB)
The International Society group Delta of the Universally Militant Buddhist's
2006-11-06 11:42:30 · answer #1 · answered by thoor_ballylee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you hit on something here! A sense of humor seems to get them riled up, so why not! Too bad if they cannot take a joke! Maybe once they see that people are laughing at them and don't take them or their religion seriously they will examine themselves, and think things over. Think about it... a sense of humor is better than a bomb or a bullet any day. Maybe what I am trying to say here is that; maybe the problem isn't the religion itself, maybe the problem is the fact that some take it way to seriously.
2006-11-06 11:47:28 · answer #2 · answered by Bob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may have seen "A Fish called Wanda" a few dozen of times too much.
I know, the skunk is too good to put down, Weedbrain!
Things get confused after the munchies.
2006-11-06 13:56:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is only one way to combat these people - put identical bomb belts on all the Christians in this country and send them to those other places for detonation......
2006-11-06 11:34:56 · answer #4 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The wars of Buddhists in Sri Lanka are political, not religious.
2006-11-06 11:35:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The sad thing about your satire is that many people will actually believe you and will have a warped perspective on a very peaceful religion.
2006-11-06 11:51:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i buddhist would rather starve than take life, a buddhist would make you deal with you own issues. buddha is not god there were many buddha
2006-11-06 11:47:14 · answer #7 · answered by killme2xs 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are confused. Or is it your intention to get the response you're after? Sorry, no comment.
2006-11-06 11:36:46 · answer #8 · answered by jammer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny... but...
http://www.iivs.de/~iivs01311/EN/links.htm
http://www.state-terrorism.net/buddhist_terrorism.htm
2006-11-06 11:41:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
nice!
2006-11-06 11:33:51 · answer #10 · answered by johnny_zondo 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋