Morning Wood?

Question

When a guy gets morning wood in the morning why don't women like to play with it?

Answer 1

Cause it's first thing in the morning. Now I dont know about other women, but I personally like to roll over and go back to sleep. Lol. Wait until she's fully awake and she might feel differently.

Answer 2

Please read you question, its not your morning wood she is having a problem with IE morning wood in the morning well when would you get morning wood, in the afternoon think about it. good luck and ejoy

Answer 3

that depends on who the women is
i like to play in the morning but i know alot of women that dont

Answer 4

You are putting all us women in the same category. We are not all the same ....i will play with it whenever. Why should it matter what time of the day it is??

Answer 5

If she won't take of it, I'll do it myself =)

Answer 6

Normally in the mornings, we like to pee, shower, eat breakfast, brush our teeth, and make ourselves look presentable before we pay attention to you.

Answer 7

I leave for work before he does...so no time to play :)

Answer 8

some women (including myself) just arent morning people! I dont like to see anyone, talk go anyone, hear anyone makeing noise, etc... i do and I deal with it, but i just hate mornings... :-)

Answer 9

Who told you that lie. We also like to play with it in our sleep.

Answer 10

because guys have to pee first thing in the morning