The doctor comes back and says, "I am not
going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS." The cowboy tugs at his
Stetson and sets his jaw and says, ""Doc, what can I do?""
The doctor says, ""I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy
sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce,
10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts
cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ***
is for.""
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