While holidaying in southern Spain a man visits a local restaurant - where he sees a diner happily wolfing down two large pink objects. "I'll have those, please," he tells the waiter.
"I'm sorry, Senor," somes the reply, "but they are cojones - the testicles of the bull killed in the local bullfight. We won't have any more until after the next fight."
Disappointed, the man returnes after the next fight. The waiter remembers him and brings out a plate of two steaming balls.
"Just a minute," says the man. "These are tiny. The ones the man had were four times as big."
The waiter shrugs. "Senor - sometimes the bull, he win."
2006-11-06 10:54:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ouch again!!!
Did you hear fidgety about the man who walks up to the counter and asks for a plate of potatoes.The woman serving says,"Oh you must be from Ireland." The man is furious."What sort of stereotypical remark is that? If I walked in here and asked for a haggis,would you assume I was Scottish?""Well no," says the woman." And if I walked in here and asked for a chow mein, would you think I was Chinese?" asks the man."No I suppose not," replies the woman."So why do you automatically assume I'm Irish when all I want is a plate of potatoes." asks the man.
The woman replies:" Because this is a hairdressers.!"
2006-11-06 23:59:31 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EW. XD I don't think I'd be happy with the size, and especally the species.
2006-11-06 10:57:17 · answer #2 · answered by *Chinisu* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, lol funny ha ha
2006-11-06 11:03:07 · answer #3 · answered by honeb1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - YUMMY!! That was good - especially for the bull!!
2006-11-06 11:05:43 · answer #4 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
balls funny
2006-11-06 10:57:01 · answer #5 · answered by soxfan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
dats funny
2006-11-06 20:02:05 · answer #6 · answered by Lady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it worked for me, lol.
2006-11-06 10:58:08 · answer #7 · answered by mrs mac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good...will tell it at work tomorrow
2006-11-06 10:57:02 · answer #8 · answered by Prickly P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!thats great!but i think i've heard that on here before!
2006-11-06 11:08:42 · answer #9 · answered by belleoftheball 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a joke well served!!
2006-11-06 10:59:51 · answer #10 · answered by jhendrixwatchtower 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋