A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says?

Question

"Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a
few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get
a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into
the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to
the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a
joint with the
koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the
river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest,
finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up
and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:

*"F*uuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkk dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"

Answer 1

ok pissin myself now !!!!!!

Answer 2

Awesome - still laughing here!!! I can just see the alligator walking up and the stoned kola with the joint hanging outta his mouth. Oh man, one of the best I've read in a long time!!!

Answer 3

the way i learn it was with a monkey...anyways,I'll give u one....or 2

once there's this man,he want to buy a donkey,one day he met a witch and he tell her he wants a donkey,the witch did a magic, and appear a donkey'take this my friend,but this is a unusual donkey,u need to said 'amen' to make it go and 'say praise the lord' to make it stop'say the witch,and she disappear.
the man got the donkey and say 'praise the lord'and the donkey went.....and went...until it is turning to a direction which lends to a cliff,the man forget Wat to say to make the donkey stop,so he said all kinds of thing...but didn't work,finally he pray'.............amen!'and the donkey stop,he was so joyful he said 'praise the lord!!!'
the end for him-----------------------------------------


there's this rude lil. boy,one day his parent take him to church,on the way,they saw a donkey with his dick erected, when the pastor saw it he tell the boy'if u go and make the donkey move away or make his dick go back in ill be glad'
and the boy say'if only u give me 50% of the offering' the pastor agree so the rude lil. boy went, whisper something to the donkey and all of a sudden the dick went in back,pastor wonder how he did that, so he tell the lil. boy if hhe tell him wat he said he will give all the money in the coming up offering,but the lil boy ssay he won't like wat he tell the donkey just now,the pastor don't care,so he said, ok ill tell u....i tell the donkey'u see the man in white and black?he's a cack sucker'

Answer 4

That dude - was abolutely hilarious. Just what I needed after a thoroughly c**p day at work.

Cheers

Answer 5

Hey good aussie joke,thumbs up.

Answer 6

Laughing out loud here!

Answer 7

funny as funk good1 lolol

Answer 8

nice one Cyril

Answer 9

OMG!!

i have heard it before, but it still stays ******* funny

Answer 10

tears in my eyes brilliant

Answer 11

haha gud one