Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?
Taurus: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned-out one is useless and should be thrown away.
Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Leo: Leo's don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Libra: Umm, two. Or maybe one. No -- on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?
Scorpio: That secret information can only be shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...
Pisces: Light bulb? What light bulb?
2006-11-06 10:41:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pisces on the cusp of Aries. I can do by myself, you big bully! *bursts into tears*
2006-11-06 10:45:57 · answer #1 · answered by Viewaskew 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
2006-11-06 10:46:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Thats me a little retentive and a perfectionist.. I know I know!
2006-11-06 10:45:21 · answer #3 · answered by fancy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Taurus. I don't know about mine but I was born on 18 May 1992. Does that give u enough informations
2006-11-06 14:00:43 · answer #4 · answered by ErC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pisces. And regarding the light bulb question I couldn't have said it better LOL !
2006-11-06 10:45:45 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im a leo we dont change light bulbs we get others to do it for us.
2006-11-06 10:46:15 · answer #6 · answered by ssshagg 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None: as you so nicely said someone will do it for me! Yes, I am a leo
2006-11-06 10:43:39 · answer #7 · answered by bluedawn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a sign, well I do actually but I can't read it because the lightbulb needs changing.
2006-11-06 10:49:55 · answer #8 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha... Aries here too! But I let my Aquarius hubby change it :)
2006-11-06 10:43:58 · answer #9 · answered by happymonkie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SWEET!! I'm a Leo so I don't need to even touch thelight bulb:D
2006-11-06 20:55:26 · answer #10 · answered by pilunia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋