Where can i find a woman who will get along with me?
i just quit my job so i plan on living home. Sitting at the couch eating cheetoes and drinking beer. Watching porn all day and the simpsons and farting all day. Maybe never taking off my underwear and of course i will never shower or leave the house. Oh and i will masturbate all day. So who wants to go with me!
2006-11-06 10:39:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
hehehe my sista will
2006-11-07 09:15:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a pretty and smart female.
There's nothing wrong with you no matter what anyone says. I'm living that way right now basically except for I prefer popcorn.
Not to brag but I'm pretty sure I'm able to have more orgasms per day(it's a built in gender thing)
I love beer, porn, and laughing at Adult Swim and
the Simpsons.
I do take showers though. I know it sounds weird but I like the natural smell of a man unshowered(to an extent of course)
One thing though. There's always that money thing to keep the fun brewing.
2006-11-06 18:52:30 · answer #2 · answered by upcomingplayer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry hon, but you're living the life of a Bachelor and until you want to live like a well-respected gentleman, the only thing you'll attract is trailer trash. So, if you're down for that (and it sounds like you are) then there ya go!
PS, thanks for the laugh! What a sight for sore-eyes you must be!
2006-11-06 18:43:24 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. Kat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really must be desperite. You've ask the question 3 times now. How old are you? Do you do old women? Smile.
2006-11-06 19:08:36 · answer #4 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your left and right hand so you will have a change every now and then.
2006-11-06 18:42:15 · answer #5 · answered by ronnny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll do it if you share your cheetos buy some febreeze and let me play with your stick
2006-11-06 18:42:46 · answer #6 · answered by legallybrunette510 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm psycho
2006-11-06 18:43:03 · answer #7 · answered by LOST 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never
2006-11-06 18:44:48 · answer #8 · answered by Ready4Luv 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you won't
2006-11-06 18:42:21 · answer #9 · answered by Vanity 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋