Woman phones the doc & informs him her husband's not well. The doc asks her to tell him her husbands symptoms which she does. 'Ok!' says the doc......' It seems it could be a number of things, you must tell him to see me as soon as possible and bring with him a sample of his urine, excrement, sperm, and sweat'. The woman puts down the phone & her husband asks her what the doc said. She tells him,........'Youve got to see the doctor tomorrow first thing in the morning'.........'Oh!'.....'And you've got to take a pair of your underpants with you!!'
2006-11-06 10:34:10 · 16 answers · asked by kev3753 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Old un.
2006-11-06 10:37:32 · answer #1 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Went to close by food market, placed coin in trolley to launch it then had stupid argument with manager and left trolley in everyone's way in basic terms to make a level and did not get my money decrease back. as if the food market cared and some different client were given my money.
2016-11-28 20:43:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Urghhh.
2006-11-09 10:12:46 · answer #3 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How sad, doesn't the wife clean his underwear and doesn't he change them every day or as need it. But it is a funny joke, LOL HAHAHAHA!!!
2006-11-06 10:38:37 · answer #4 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmm.
I'd love a sniff of them
2006-11-06 10:45:29 · answer #5 · answered by sophie m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Pure yuck factor. YYYY.
2006-11-06 11:01:29 · answer #6 · answered by mrs mac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuk!
2006-11-06 10:39:13 · answer #7 · answered by XhappytalkX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one that
2006-11-06 11:35:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
smelly monkey
2006-11-07 03:28:49 · answer #9 · answered by ribena 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the lying b######d, my doctor said he wouldn't tell anybody
2006-11-06 11:13:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i miss rodney dangerfield too.
2006-11-06 10:37:40 · answer #11 · answered by D M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋