"Here's your first question, the foreman said.
"Without using numbers represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" the Irishman says, "Dat is easy." and proceeds to draw three trees.
"What's this?" the boss asks. "Haven't you got a brain? Tree and tree and tree makes nine,"says the Irishman. "Fair enough," says the boss."Here's your second question. Apply the same rules using the number 99, this time." The Irishman stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Dere you go." The boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" "Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat equals 99."The boss starts getting worried that he's actually going to have to give the Irishman the job, so hesays, "All right, final question: same rulesagain, but represent the number 100." The Irishman stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the
>
> > base of each tree and says, "Dere you go. One hundred." The boss looks
>at
> > the illustration and bursts out: "You must be nuts if you think that
> > represents a hundred!" Whereby the Irishman leans forward and points to the marks at the base
>of
> > each tree, saying: "A little dog came along and crapped by each tree.
>So
> > now you've got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and
>dirty
> > tree and a turd, dat makes one hundred.... So, when do I be starting
>the
> > job?!"
2006-11-06 10:29:32 · 17 answers · asked by fivelighters 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's excellent very very very funny lmao...
2006-11-06 10:46:27 · answer #1 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one smart Irishman.
2016-05-22 05:19:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tree out of tree for dat. Tanks.
2006-11-06 10:36:06 · answer #3 · answered by yolkyolk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
trees days from now
2006-11-06 10:35:00 · answer #4 · answered by D M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, oh the irish god love em!
2006-11-06 11:45:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahhahah... stupid irishman can't pronnounce the words... good joke!
2006-11-06 10:35:14 · answer #6 · answered by WIDE OUTxx0017 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yup yup yup yup yup...titter giggle...nice one - well I like it !!
2006-11-06 10:36:29 · answer #7 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, thats the funniest joke ever
!!!
2006-11-06 10:33:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gosh - that went on for a bit.
Good the the punchline made it worth the wait. Thanks.
2006-11-06 10:35:08 · answer #9 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
DONT GIVE UP YOUR DAY JOB OR YOU WILL HAVE TO TAKE A MATHS TEST
2006-11-06 10:32:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋