1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO
2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK
3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON
5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES
6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in CALIFORNIA
7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY
8. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE
9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS
10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA
11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA
12. Republican sticker on bumper, turning left on a no-left-turn intersection, kids in back seat screaming and flipping off other drivers: INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA
2006-11-06 10:27:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
13. Eyes frantically switching between the road and a map in lap, constantly turning around in seat to read street signs, wondering why everyone keeps honking at you: South Carolina, but driving in Atlanta
believe me, i know. =P
2006-11-06 10:43:18 · answer #1 · answered by heyxkid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Problem with the Florida one, I recently vacationed there and became aware that 1 in 25 drivers actually use their turn signals down there.
What I want to know is, where do I go to get a car with optional turn signals? I mean, the amount of cars I see on the road anywhere that have the non-turn signal option is astounding!
2006-11-06 12:06:38 · answer #2 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol 5 stars post some more blonde jokes so i can laugh and have an awesome day
2016-05-22 05:19:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me, we do not throw McDonald's bags out the window in Texas. We throw Whataburger bags out.
2006-11-06 10:31:57 · answer #4 · answered by KayGeeTX 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So funny, So true and So cool. But I still wanna know what is the meaning of "LOL"?
2006-11-06 14:02:50 · answer #5 · answered by ErC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao. I'm gonna have to print that out and show it to a couple friends of mine.
2006-11-06 10:36:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one lol
2006-11-06 10:31:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...had to laugh...
im from new york...
i definitely agree wit that...
and my professor is a perfect example...
2006-11-07 04:18:50 · answer #8 · answered by junglegrl44 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats hilarious and true!
2006-11-06 10:32:58 · answer #9 · answered by C&J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-11-06 13:45:03 · answer #10 · answered by jenny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋