Okay, me and my friends are having a "yo momma" fight!!!! Got any good jokes? Cuz' I'm dry right now!!!! HEEEEELLLLPPPPP ME!!!! pleaz!!!! Thanx!!!!
2006-11-06 09:34:48 · 7 answers · asked by Sammi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what's the site ur talking about smarts?!!!!?
2006-11-06 09:38:28 · update #1
yo momma so stupid she didnt find a book in the library
yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a gun fight
2006-11-06 09:37:42 · answer #1 · answered by Em 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some simple and genius revelations, made by students
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Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"
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Teacher: What is 2k + k?
Student: 3000!
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A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3...
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Theorem. A cat has nine tails.
Proof. No cat has eight tails. Since one cat has one more tail than no cat, it must have nine tails.
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One day, Jesus said to his disciples: "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9."
A man who had just joined the disciples looked very confused and asked Peter: "What, on Earth, does he mean by that?"
Peter replied: "Don't worry - it's just another one of his parabolas."
2006-11-06 09:47:59 · answer #2 · answered by hennis1028 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,"Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours...for a quote!
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!!
Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!
Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.
Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!
Yo momma so ugly people go ask her for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
2006-11-06 09:39:39 · answer #3 · answered by D M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom is so fat, she keeps pictures of food in her wallet!
Your mom's lips are so big, Chap-Stick had to invent a spray-on!
Your mom is so dumb, she took a spoon to the super bowl!
Your mom is so old, she owes Jesus money!
Your mom is so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper!
2006-11-06 09:37:33 · answer #4 · answered by Cameron K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-17 05:19:38 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just go through this joke site there are heaps to keep you amused..
2006-11-06 09:37:03 · answer #6 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can google it, i may be a girl... but i got skills too lol.
2006-11-06 09:36:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋