An innocent young girl is getting married to a sailor and her mum takes her aside a few days before the nuptuals to explain a few things.
"Sailors spend a lot of time at sea and sometimes do odd things, he may ask you sometime to 'do it the other way' so you must decide if you love him enough to allow this.
Well it is heaven for the girl, she loves sex and one night six months later decides to please her man, she turns to him and says, "Would you like to do it the other way?"
He replied "What? and fill the house with kids?"
2006-11-06 09:32:21 · 12 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
keeping a penny between your knees, thats what nancy reagan said
2006-11-06 12:52:01 · answer #1 · answered by oldgieserx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never trust a sailor... I live in Portsmouth, and it's one of the first things I was told when I moved here!
2006-11-06 17:36:13 · answer #2 · answered by bex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee
2006-11-06 17:35:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that's al i can say, i can't see the screen for tears lol
2006-11-06 17:39:27 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2006-11-06 17:36:23 · answer #5 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suppose if they did have any kids they would be a bit backward?
2006-11-06 17:46:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 very very funny lolol
2006-11-06 17:36:55 · answer #7 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent....loving it keep them coming.
2006-11-06 17:44:34 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo, that's great, and kinda nasty. What a dirty saylor.
2006-11-06 17:36:33 · answer #9 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttt
2006-11-06 17:44:34 · answer #10 · answered by Kappy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋