A young guy out on the town with his mates spies the girl of his dreams across the dance floor. Having admired her from afar he finally gets up
the courage to talk to her. Everything goes better than expected and she agrees to accompany him on
a date the following Saturday evening.
Saturday night, the man arrives at her house with flowers and chocolates. To his surprise, she answers the door in nothing but a small towel.
"I'm terribly sorry," she exclaims, "I am running a bit late. Please come in and I'll introduce you to my parents who will entertain you while I go
up and finish getting dressed, I should warn you though, they are both deaf mutes."
With this she ushers him into the living room, introduces him to her parents and promptly disappears.
As you can imagine, this is a little
uncomfortable as both of the parents are completely silent.
Dad is sitting in his armchair watching golf on TV, and Mom is busy knitting.
After about ten minutes of complete silence, Mom jumps from her chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her knickers, and pours a glass of water over
her bum.
Just as suddenly, Dad launches himself across the room, bends her over the couch, and takes her from behind. He then sits back down in his chair and
balances a match stick in front of his eye.
The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the young man is shocked into disbelief. After a further ten minutes, the daughter returns fully
dressed and ready for the evening. The date is a complete disaster with the young man being
completely distracted by the on goings earlier in the living room.
At the end of the night, the girl asks, "What's the matter? Have I done anything wrong?"
"No, its not you," he replied, "It's just that the strangest thing happened while I was waiting for you and I am still a bit shocked. Well, first your
Mother jumps from her chair, ......( and explains what happened).
"Oh, is that all?" replies the girl.
The man can't believe her casual response.
"Mum was simply saying, 'Are you going to get this asshole a drink?' and
Dad was replying, 'No, f*ck him - I'm watching the match.'
2006-11-06 09:19:00 · 20 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha - a bit long but good!!
2006-11-06 09:22:47 · answer #1 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one of the best jokes I've heard in a long time. Good show to the author and the relayer if this joke.
2006-11-06 09:42:27 · answer #2 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nicely shall we see >and he suggested kiss some one ok go as a lot because the guy and if it the only which likes you and wisper something in his ear then in basic terms provide him a small %. on the cheek >not and that i repeat
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Very good. Reminds me of the deaf and dumb girl who got raped and the guy broke her fingers so she couldn't tell anyone. When she got home she got in trouble for stuttering!
2006-11-06 09:35:40 · answer #4 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, this was soooo funny, was sooo surprising to have that language between the parents
2006-11-06 09:38:43 · answer #5 · answered by Deb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ineresting language they speak
2006-11-06 09:23:52 · answer #6 · answered by IC 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sometimes the long jokes are the best!
2006-11-06 09:52:05 · answer #7 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
big set up, disapointing punch line
2006-11-06 09:28:17 · answer #8 · answered by D M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i didnt like this, i built the build up to be good but i didnt climax at the end. keep them coming tho...they're good fun
2006-11-06 09:23:09 · answer #9 · answered by TheLizardKing 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Now thats a joke to read twice,,,, i am telling you Thanks for the laff i really needed that BIG THUMBS UP
2006-11-06 09:24:53 · answer #10 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋