An old lady of 89 lost her husdand and couldnt live without him and decided to shoot herself in the heart. Not sure exactly where her heart was she phoned her doc and asked him. Your heart is under your left breast. The old lady thanked him and put down the phone, went and got her husbands old army gun fired it and shoot herself in the knee.
2006-11-06 08:56:57 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ladys you know as you get older things start to sag 89 breasts
2006-11-06 09:05:19 · update #1
IS THINK PINK BLONDE
2006-11-06 09:12:29 · update #2
lol
I think it's funny and yes unfortunately for us they do began to sag away as we get older
2006-11-07 03:44:21 · answer #1 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 OUT OF 10
2006-11-06 08:59:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Speedy
You did make me laff, and i loved the joked Thumbs up
2006-11-06 09:01:17 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG do breast really get that long or was she short
2006-11-06 09:43:00 · answer #4 · answered by Kappy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that bad. 5.5 out of 10
2006-11-06 08:58:45 · answer #5 · answered by draftboyg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that's a long breast
2006-11-06 09:00:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao very funny good1
2006-11-06 09:05:13 · answer #7 · answered by chris b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That what's bras were invented for!
2006-11-06 09:02:43 · answer #8 · answered by what? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh my god this is such a hoot, fell over laughing lol.
2006-11-06 09:00:38 · answer #9 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! ^_^
2006-11-06 09:05:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋