It's proof positive that evolution is wrong, god exists, and that Elvis and Bigfoot had a love child that now is seeking to take over the world.
2006-11-06 08:52:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Notes to self: Maybe this time there won't be those who respond who don't have any ability to process satire. Please, oh, please, don't let the sarcastically challenged respond! Let them GET it for once!!
2006-11-06 08:56:00 · update #1
Note to self: Darn! The sarcastically challenged have chimed in once again! Thankfully, those who can parse sarcasm have chimed in as well. Thank you!
2006-11-06 08:57:51 · update #2
I think it has to do with RAP* music sales.
* Retards Attempting Poetry
2006-11-06 08:56:34 · answer #1 · answered by TubeDude 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Didn't The Beatles break into America in 1963? Perhaps we can blame crime on The Beatles. Just a theory.
2006-11-06 08:54:08 · answer #2 · answered by a sock 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Absolutely. And then the Rolling Stones came along the following year and we were all doomed.
2006-11-06 08:54:25 · answer #3 · answered by Sweetchild Danielle 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
And did you know that ice cream causes people to commit murder? Ice cream sales and murder rates both sky-rocket in July.
2006-11-06 08:54:15 · answer #4 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Huh? I do not see the causal relationship. Perhaps I am trying to be serious concerning a serious topic.
2006-11-06 08:54:41 · answer #5 · answered by Tim 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I'll drink to that.
Do you think Elvis was the mom or dad?
2006-11-06 08:55:21 · answer #6 · answered by artisticallyderanged 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It's funny, but I have heard theories similiar and just as logical as thi one on this site. Today, even. *snicker*
2006-11-06 08:54:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
This is the most rediculous statement I have ever heard.
Funny, though.
You made me laugh.
2006-11-06 08:54:05 · answer #8 · answered by Courtney 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You have opened my eyes! Thankyou so much!
I believe I BELIEVE!
2006-11-06 08:54:41 · answer #9 · answered by Rhapsody 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Please provide direct evidence connecting Barbara Streisand to all crime, globally, in every country.
2006-11-06 08:54:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋