2006-11-06 08:12:25 · 4 answers · asked by Win 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There is a man in the crows nest and he says to the captain there's a ship on the horizon! the captain says bring me my red shirt! so he does. They win the battle and no lives are lost and after the man in the crows nest says why did you want your red shirt? The Captain says in case i get shot my men wont see the blood and will keep fighting! The crows nest guy goes Oh, that was a good idea! The nest day the man in the crows nest says Captain there are about 30 ships on the horizon! The captain says bring me my brown pants!!
2006-11-06 09:25:39 · answer #1 · answered by basketballchickie4190 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Daughter told me this one,,,,
Hey mum what do you do if you see a spaceman
i said run her reply was
Park in it man (funny for a kid)
2006-11-06 16:38:55 · answer #2 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Usually just adding "That's what she said." to anything that is remotely innapropriate.
2006-11-06 16:38:17 · answer #3 · answered by Michael Skarn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bessie, the interrupting cow.
Bessie, the interrup....
MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
2006-11-06 17:13:40 · answer #4 · answered by socalchelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋