I cross ocean poor and broke.....
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Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there.
Say I need to see welfare. Welfare say, "You come no more, we send cash right to your door. Welfare cheques -they make you wealthy!
NHS -it keep you healthy! By and by, I got plenty money. Thanks to you, British dummy!
Write to friends in motherland. Tell them "come fast as you can."
They come in turbans and Ford trucks. I buy big house with welfare bucks!
They come here, we live together. More welfare cheques, it gets better!
Fourteen families, they moving in, but neighbour's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away. Now I buy his house,then I say,
Find more aliens for house to rent." And in the yard I put a tent.
Everything is very good, and soon we own the neighbourhood.
We have hobby, it's calledbreeding. Welfare pay for baby's feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills? We get free! We got no bills!
Britain crazy!They pay all year, To keep welfare running here.
We think UK darn good place. Too darn good for the white man race!
If they no like us, they can scram. Got lots of room in Pakistan!
2006-11-06 08:07:58 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
V.FUNNY
BUT SADLY TOO TRUE!
2006-11-06 08:47:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am not a racist, but I have to say that this poem really does speak books about the totally upside down systems our country has, and what's more it's funny. Nice one !!!!
2006-11-06 16:35:38 · answer #2 · answered by ste73 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
sounds like Bradford in the 80s
2006-11-06 18:17:55 · answer #3 · answered by what? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
interesting poem but it does speak the truth
2006-11-06 17:16:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Why would you wany to write something like that.
I am Irish i am not racist in the slightest, I think that this has very poor to be a joke or a riddle
2006-11-06 16:16:41 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 5⤋
very good
2006-11-06 16:42:45 · answer #6 · answered by bluenose123 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
funny, sad, and true
2006-11-06 17:25:09 · answer #7 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmaolol very funny!!!!!!
2006-11-06 16:45:06 · answer #8 · answered by chris b 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
welcome to the midlands lol...sad but true!!!!!
2006-11-07 15:54:33 · answer #9 · answered by bunnykins 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋