A young woman buys a mirror at an antiques shop and hangs it on her bathroom door. one evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, "mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust line forty four."
instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.
this time the husband crosses his fingers and says "mirror, mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor."
again there is a bright flash and..................................both his legs fall off.
2006-11-06 07:53:03 · 17 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL- there is justice after all!!
2006-11-06 07:55:58 · answer #1 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
2006-11-06 07:58:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bailbond
2006-11-06 07:57:24 · answer #3 · answered by sufludu 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-11-06 07:57:07 · answer #4 · answered by ~Azorian Chick~ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good loved it Lmao haha and the thumbs up for you
2006-11-06 08:02:59 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like heard that one about 20 years ago.
2006-11-06 09:33:27 · answer #6 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
heehee..I like it, I will be emailing this round the office tomorrow..lol
2006-11-06 08:25:20 · answer #7 · answered by StarLight_Supernova 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AHahahahaHA! That's pretty funny....poor guy!
2006-11-06 07:57:07 · answer #8 · answered by Jamie* 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha heard it before but its well funny lol lol
2006-11-06 07:56:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it! Very good.
2006-11-06 08:05:41 · answer #10 · answered by rachel.cox4@btopenworld.com 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-06 07:56:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋