A man walked into a bar and asked the bar tender if he had a spare set of keys, the bar tender answered no and the man walked out. the next day the man walks in again and askes the bar tender for a lawn mower, and the bar tender gave it to him. on the 3rd day the man comes in again but this time he doesnt go up to the bar tender, insted the bar tender comes up to the man and askes him.. "are you a cow boy!"
is that a great joke!! =]
2006-11-06 07:49:55 · 25 answers · asked by TastelessFish 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Did this joke make you laugh??
2006-11-06 07:50:54 · update #1
is that a joke or what................. where's the so called JOKE in it, leave alone GREAT joke.............. if u call it a joke, that's the greatest joke.
2006-11-06 07:55:14 · answer #1 · answered by angel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That has got to be the lamest joke I have ever heard. I would be awful embarrassed for telling it if I were you. You want a good joke? How's this one. A guy walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of JD and slams em down one right after the other. He orders 3 more and slams them down too. After watching this, the curious bartender walks up to the guy and asks " hey pal, is everything allright? Things ok at your job? Everything allright at home?" The guy says" heck yes, everything is great. I'm just out celebrating my first blo job" The bartender looking relieved goes" hey, I'm glad to hear it. Lemme buy the next round"? The guy says to him " naw, there's no sense in you wasting your money. If 6 shots of JD won't get that taste out of my mouth a 7th probably won't either".
2006-11-06 16:07:14 · answer #2 · answered by Justa_Honay_Guy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is the most hilarious, outstanding joke I have ever heard. You should submit it to the Guinness Book Of Records. Have you thought of turning professional
(by the way you forgot the punch line if it has one)
2006-11-06 16:59:23 · answer #3 · answered by Buck 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope
2006-11-06 15:51:58 · answer #4 · answered by crash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, it is not the best joke ever.
good jokes are jokes that have a punch line that makes sense.
2006-11-06 15:51:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Definitley the best joke ever
2006-11-06 15:51:38 · answer #6 · answered by jamie23 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That one went over my head, could you explain the punchline to me?
2006-11-14 15:30:44 · answer #7 · answered by Paul W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no wanna know the best joke ever? LOOK IN THE MIRROR.
2006-11-06 15:53:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hee heh he
2006-11-06 15:55:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
stoopid joke
2006-11-06 15:51:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋