An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs.
When she came out the old man cried, "You can't go out like that!"
She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."
Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his willy.
The old woman says, "You're going out like that?"
And he replies, "Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator."
2006-11-06 07:44:25 · 14 answers · asked by leila b 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol......
2006-11-06 07:57:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scoop me of the floor !st class thumbs up
2006-11-06 17:09:55 · answer #2 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha great joke, anymore like this?
2006-11-06 15:54:53 · answer #3 · answered by Fred Flintstone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes that was funny. however what do you recommend to get this awful picture out my head!
2006-11-06 16:10:53 · answer #4 · answered by rachel.cox4@btopenworld.com 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha touched my chuckle muscle lol x
2006-11-06 15:59:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting
2006-11-06 15:48:03 · answer #6 · answered by lilhapgrl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would hate to have my kids in that neighbourhood :) :L
2006-11-06 15:50:57 · answer #7 · answered by jackyboy1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol clever
2006-11-10 11:18:27 · answer #8 · answered by Well well 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-06 15:55:19 · answer #9 · answered by Stylux 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah ah hah! ^_^
2006-11-06 15:50:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great
2006-11-06 15:48:02 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋