2006-11-06 07:31:45 · 6 answers · asked by i_like_bears 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HARD TIMES
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker.
She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner.
She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How much?"
"A hundred dollars."
"Damn. All I've got is thirty."
"Hold on," she says and runs back to Harry. "What can he get for thirty dollars?"
"A handjob," Harry replies.
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a handjob.
He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE male unit.
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back."
She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"
2006-11-06 07:48:32 · answer #1 · answered by Viren 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
A guy fell in the mud a dirtied up his jeans. The guy's name was dirty. LOL!!!
2006-11-06 15:52:38 · answer #2 · answered by American dude 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A white horse fell in the mud.
2006-11-06 15:37:39 · answer #3 · answered by me 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A guy is driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying "Apples - $5.00 each." He thinks that is a lot of money so he decides to go see what's up. He goes up to the farmer and says, "Hey, how come these apples are 5 bucks each?" The farmer replies, "They are peanut butter and jelly apples." The farmer hands him one and says, "Here, try one." So the man takes a bite out of the apple and says, "Peanut butter - that's great, but I thought you said that they were peanut butter and jelly apples."
The farmer tells the man to turn it around. The man bites the other side and exclaims "Son of a gun - jelly!" The man says, "These apples are great - give me some." He gets back in his car and drives a little further down the road and then sees another sign "Apples - $10 each." Again, he pulls over, goes to the farmer and says, "Hey, what's up with these apples?"
The farmer says, "They're ham and cheese apples. Here, try one." The guy takes a bite and exclaims, "Son of a gun - ham!" The guy then says, "Let me guess - I have to turn it around." The farmer says "You got it." The guy bites the other side and says, "Cheese." Again the man says, "These apples are great - give me some."
Then he gets back in his car and drives down the road. He comes upon a third sign that says "Apples - $50 each." The guy really wants to see what's up with these apples. Again, he pulls over, goes up to the farmer and says, "What's the deal with these apples? 50 bucks each?"
The farmer tells him that "These apples are pussy apples. Here, try one."
The guy takes a bite out of it and says, "Yuck! This apple tastes like ****."
The farmer says, "Turn it around!"
2006-11-06 15:50:21 · answer #4 · answered by bronson 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ur STD test....ugggghhhh...lol just kidding
2006-11-06 15:37:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
mud
2006-11-06 15:36:21 · answer #6 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋