A Chinese couple gets married -- and she's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you wan, I do anyting - jus anyting you wan, you say. Whatchou wan?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan.....numma 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries ..."You wan.... Beef wi' Broccori?"
2006-11-06 06:39:36 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
your accent and words are very funny... made me break my stomach....
2006-11-06 07:10:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
may well be a mix of a million, 2, and 6. those days in China searching for the suitable suited history and status is progressively greater greater significant than those standards reported above. a chum of mine who's a senior supervisor in a super chinese language corporation in Guangzhou, month-to-month earnings over 10,000 Yuan plus a employer motor vehicle alongside with different reward. he continues to be single through fact he's not met a girl with the suitable suited history, between a number of his standards, the girl must be a senior CCP first rate ideally working in an excellent government positioned up. a recent study additionally printed that the main demanding history for marriage is CCP/government officers observed with the help of wealthy businessmen, the former not in basic terms provide you infinite money yet ability and a variety of of different opportunities. EDIT the clarification i did not positioned 3, financial necessity, through fact interior the eyes of Mainlanders that is not as super as marrying an invaluable CCP guy which permit the guy to act like emperors and observed with the help of countless shoe-polishers, delight and conceitedness which money on my own can not purchase.
2016-11-27 23:13:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
But in my list 69=Chicken fo yong.
2006-11-06 06:59:09 · answer #3 · answered by It's Me! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! Man, I love jokes with the little accents cause I can just hear them in my head and it makes it that much funnier.
2006-11-06 06:45:04 · answer #4 · answered by Barbi 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Loved it Lmao and i mean that Thumbs up
2006-11-06 09:46:44 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, Your slipping, the hat is back on
2006-11-06 06:54:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha- thats a good one!
2006-11-06 06:42:59 · answer #7 · answered by crispianfpip 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the accent!
2006-11-06 06:45:07 · answer #8 · answered by Lydia C 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahha Very funny!
2006-11-06 06:49:56 · answer #9 · answered by Licy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best joke i heard all week...tee hee hee...funny!
2006-11-06 07:20:37 · answer #10 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋