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This old wino staggers into a bar and the barman immediately told him to get out. The tramp said that he would only leave if the barman gave him a cocktail stick.
The barman, thinking this was a fair exchange, gladly gave the man a cocktail stick and watched him stagger back outside.
A minute later another old wino walked into the bar and got asked to leave by the barman. This drunk also demanded a cocktail stick if he was to leave quietly. There had been no trouble the first time so, once again, the barman obliged and the old drunk quietly left.
Soon after, a third wino came into the barman and without hesitation the barman offered him a cocktail stick to leave. This time though the drunk turned him down and said he would only leave if the barman gave him a drinking straw.
Curiosity finally got the better of the barman and he asked the old drunk why he wanted a drinking straw when the other two drunks had asked for cocktail sticks.
The wino said "Well, someone was sick outside and all the lumpy bits have gone now!"

2006-11-06 06:36:32 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

thanks kevin, that was worse than mine !! lol

2006-11-06 07:15:37 · update #1

25 answers

Are these the same tramps spotted down an alley by a policeman. As he approached he saw one tramp was bent double and the other had his fingers up his backside. The officer asked what was going on and the tramp explained his friend was drunk and he was trying to make him sick. The policeman said "Sticking your fingers up his *** wont make him sick" The tramp replied "It will when I then stick 'em down his throat"!

2006-11-06 06:44:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Yep, I learn that too. it somewhat is on Snopes. they say that it somewhat is extremely actual in Africa yet they have not got any shown circumstances of it right here interior the U. S.. It probable isn't long in the previous it starts off right here because of the fact it somewhat is great decrease priced and can be next to impossible to regulate. the only factor that i'm able to think of of that motives the intense is methane being inhaled and tying up the hemoglobin. somewhat, ravenous the physique of oxygen. There could be yet another gas being devoloped this is inflicting the guy to get intense however.

2016-10-21 09:08:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Sick

2006-11-06 06:50:46 · answer #3 · answered by Licy 2 · 0 0

Yaaaaaak! But funny!

2006-11-06 08:55:02 · answer #4 · answered by Mermaid 4 · 0 0

I really liked this joke, all the sick to lmao

2006-11-06 09:53:05 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0 0

eeeewwwww That was great!!! I almost upchucked at the ending, but kept it all down for the sake of comedy...

2006-11-06 06:40:23 · answer #6 · answered by devynedesigns 2 · 0 0

ha ha ha excellent 10/10 in sick graph

2006-11-06 07:20:39 · answer #7 · answered by chris b 4 · 0 0

Disgusting, but still funny though!

2006-11-06 06:40:52 · answer #8 · answered by crispianfpip 1 · 0 0

Aw yuck !! i just had to click on, didn't I ? That's sick..literally

2006-11-06 06:41:05 · answer #9 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0 0

UUUURGGG ** ffhuumpff **

Ah, that's what I had for dinner, Id forgotten.

Thanks for that, bud!

2006-11-06 06:40:42 · answer #10 · answered by Colin A 4 · 0 0

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