Theres this girl and she goes to a funeral for her mother and she went with her sister. The girl noticed a guy there she had never seen before she started to like him alot but when the funeral was over she never got his number or name. The next day she killed her sister. Why did she kill her sister??
2006-11-06 06:29:04 · 17 answers · asked by powder 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hmm, my gut tells me jealousy but logicially I think she killed her sister to bring up another funeral so she could ask him his name or get his number?
2006-11-06 06:31:01 · answer #1 · answered by disposable_hero_too 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because her sister and mother had an incestual lesbian relationship and she knew this guy would never hook up with her as long as she that stigma hanging over her. So she killed the sister and mailed the body parts to the police department/funeral home hoping that this guy was either a policeman or a funeral director or maybe a sicko.
2006-11-06 14:33:31 · answer #2 · answered by Senor Pig 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1) Here sister "left" with the man that she wanted to meet.
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2) She doesn't talk much with her sister and the funeral has brought them together after a long separation. Turns out the man was her sister's husband and she wanted to get rid of the competition.
2006-11-06 14:37:39 · answer #3 · answered by Peter Gibbons 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the guy to come back to another funeral and see him again.
2006-11-06 14:32:09 · answer #4 · answered by tanyasiv 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because the guy worked at the funeral home
2006-11-06 14:31:13 · answer #5 · answered by !kyradarkmoon! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To see if he would come to the funeral!
2006-11-06 14:31:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I asked Sister Margaret this and she was not happy. In fact she said she knew someone who went ice skating at the beach and shoveled the snow with sandals on. Do you wear sandals? She killed her sister because she took her sandals.
2006-11-06 14:32:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
to get the man back to the funeral???
2006-11-06 14:31:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So there would be another funeral
2006-11-06 14:34:14 · answer #9 · answered by c_mitu89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i suck at riddles. but then why was she trying to hook up with a guy at her mom's funeral anyway?
2006-11-06 14:36:51 · answer #10 · answered by TR 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋