where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2006-11-06 06:24:36 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
My first 10/10 - well done, beautiful joke....................
2006-11-06 06:35:28 · answer #1 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good joke! LOL-But it makes me think that the same reason why a gay man would escape all of the sex he could want in prison, is the same reason there is a war in Iraq
2006-11-06 06:34:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!! Hopefully the dumb husband got what was coming to him! why would anyone tell there loved one to go along with what the convict wants.
2006-11-06 06:28:34 · answer #3 · answered by miss_villegas_2005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best one I've seen on here
2006-11-06 06:41:28 · answer #4 · answered by murphy51024 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, hear this one before, but funny again just reading it again.
2006-11-06 06:27:02 · answer #5 · answered by MisterO 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao One of the best sex jokes I've heard in a while! :)
2006-11-06 06:28:24 · answer #6 · answered by coolgirlmich 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oooof - that's gonna hurt.
2006-11-06 06:27:27 · answer #7 · answered by mark 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
fannytastic mate keep going
2006-11-06 07:41:40 · answer #8 · answered by fruitbat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don\'t enter in a relationship with somebody from the prison for commiting a very strong crime
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2006-11-06 06:32:55 · answer #9 · answered by c g 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i bet the man woas worried after that!!!
2006-11-06 06:31:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋