I've just found a tampon behind my ear and I've lost my pencil!
2006-11-06 06:07:21 · 21 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hah! thats a GOOD day! I got run over...no skin on my knees and elbows now, thought my staff meeting started at 3pm, but was 2pm, came home to find my ex husband has got in and took the bed, 3 piece suite, crockery, cutlery, slow cooker, microwave etc etc (oh and all the food out of the cupboards), Plasma TV, video, DVD, playstation etc etc etc, paid for a locksmith to change the locks then burnt my pheasant that i was roasting!
Now, worst of ALL!!! I have run out of Vodka!!
2006-11-06 06:12:12 · answer #1 · answered by puffy 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Missed the train to college and i had to do a very important presentation, threw away some papers that were in my pocket, not realising that in that same pocket was some money and my return ticket home, burnt my supper, am hungry, cold, tired....bad day indeed.....and how on earth did a tampon get to yr ear?????????
2006-11-06 06:13:01 · answer #2 · answered by Georgina 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Yea yesterday I stubbed my toe really bad. It hurts to walk on it, had to bring my daughter to school and I have to pick her up. I have to walk by the way, no car. AND there is flood warnings for the area, which means it doesn't matter how I dress or whether I have an umbrella, I am gonna come home soaking wet. But when I get home after school, I think I'll treat myself to a good stiff drink, lol
2006-11-06 06:12:35 · answer #3 · answered by SexyLady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww man..! yeah i've had those kind of days..! but you just always have to remember that no matter how bad 2day gets the future for tomorow is always brighter. i know you prolly feel like theres nothing goin right today.. but you have to be real w// your self. everyonce in a while your goin 2 have a bad day && thats just liffe. so just cheer up butter cup.. 2morrow brings a bigger && better smile =]]
2006-11-06 06:10:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
at least if you have an ear infection you will be protected.
as 4 the pencil, was it sharpened?
ouch?
enjoy the rest of your day
2006-11-06 06:14:25 · answer #5 · answered by Mr Rogers best friend 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I came home from working my night duty feeling constipated.... thought a glycerin suppository would help get things moving...... went to bed with a bag of jelly babies to nibble... ..... need I say more?
2006-11-06 06:27:10 · answer #6 · answered by sloppy chops 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well my day started ok, and then i got a sore head, and it all went down hill by then, but now im ok as i had a bath!!! ill be glad to get in my bed tonight!!!!.xxxxx
2006-11-06 06:10:22 · answer #7 · answered by clicky j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
losing a pencil is okay...but HUH about the first one!
2006-11-06 06:10:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! Mondays, yuk. (didnt put nowt beind my ear though)
2006-11-06 06:10:47 · answer #9 · answered by stacey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ! at least you still have a sense of humour, tomorrow will be better !
2006-11-06 06:29:59 · answer #10 · answered by Red Mary 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋