A pirate walks into a bar with a peg leg, a parrot on his shoulder, and a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, "hey, you''ve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It''s driving me nuts."
2006-11-06 06:01:31 · 14 answers · asked by Alex_C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh my
2006-11-06 06:07:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the least funny of the ones you ve said. I liked the first, second, and third. I didn't really enjoy th 4th either.
2006-11-06 14:09:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. The bartender then says 'Where did you get him?' The parrot replies 'He started as a growth on my foot.'
2006-11-06 14:05:28 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was just baaaaaaaaaaad.....be funny if i were an 8 yr old...omg
2006-11-06 14:38:42 · answer #4 · answered by ~LAX Mom~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked the first one you did.
2006-11-06 14:04:11 · answer #5 · answered by shorte716 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats really funny I am laughing really hard
2006-11-06 14:04:45 · answer #6 · answered by abercrombie<3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-06 14:37:53 · answer #7 · answered by dancer_babe357 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhhh. . .call me slow, but it took a minute. . .
2006-11-06 14:05:16 · answer #8 · answered by misskenjr 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....that was a good one!
2006-11-06 14:05:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not so good either...
2006-11-06 14:03:04 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋