A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap could scare him so much.
The driver replied "Sorry, it's not really your fault. You see, today is my first day as a cab driver -- for the last 25 years, I've been driving a hearse!"
2006-11-06 06:00:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OFLOL.........Very funny, i think i would sh1t it to in his shoes!
2006-11-06 06:07:25 · answer #1 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had heard this one before but it's still funny.
2006-11-06 14:09:36 · answer #2 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-11-06 14:03:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before, but it's still a great joke.
2006-11-06 14:05:20 · answer #4 · answered by Kibi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO very funny, I like it!
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2006-11-06 14:05:22 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that's flippin funny,,, I know someone who is a mortician, so yes this would make them scream,,,LMAO
2006-11-06 14:20:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
=================very funny======================
lol
2006-11-06 14:04:55 · answer #7 · answered by gaz p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, pretty funny!
2006-11-06 14:02:37 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-11-06 14:07:58 · answer #9 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny, lmfao
2006-11-06 14:05:40 · answer #10 · answered by Kaleigh P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋