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Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side " When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers," he said. "I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. "I told her, "of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will." Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem."
Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them.
"Exactly," replied Jack. "I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that".
Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. "Try these on," she said, so he tried them on but they were too small.
"I can't possibly get into your knickers," said Jack.
"Exactly," replied Jill. "And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."

2006-11-06 05:27:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

I like it, bet she was a brainy blonde. lol
=kizzy=

2006-11-06 06:12:47 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0 0

nice 1 mate

2006-11-06 13:30:15 · answer #2 · answered by funkyspice 2 · 1 0

Heard it before but it still cracks me up.

Thanks for the giggle.

2006-11-06 13:51:54 · answer #3 · answered by mark 7 · 0 0

ive heard it beforte but the truth never gets old :)

2006-11-06 13:31:41 · answer #4 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0 0

Yes, and that is why the women always win.:)

2006-11-06 13:38:36 · answer #5 · answered by hillbilly 7 · 0 0

I like that one.

2006-11-06 13:33:47 · answer #6 · answered by teresa.edmonds@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0 0

I like it, made me laugh being a woman !!!

2006-11-06 13:31:51 · answer #7 · answered by Dragon Empress 6 · 0 0

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that is so very funny! He better get his act right!

2006-11-06 13:38:02 · answer #8 · answered by me 6 · 0 0

haha

2006-11-06 13:36:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

not a really good laugh but it can pass

2006-11-06 13:30:02 · answer #10 · answered by Stevie F 4 · 0 1

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