A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. Her doctor recommended that she see, the well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose."
The woman did as she was told.
"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
So she did.
Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your a$s!"
2006-11-06 04:55:27 · 17 answers · asked by ♣fo' by fo'♠ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG this joke is one of my favorites!!! Got any more?
2006-11-07 01:17:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-11-06 04:59:16 · answer #2 · answered by . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee Lair EEE US!
2006-11-06 04:57:20 · answer #3 · answered by Cindy S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is just too funny!! I sure wasn't expecting this but great joke. Poor lady!!! LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
2006-11-06 04:57:59 · answer #4 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one, I thought I was going to "swaller" my upper plate.:)
2006-11-06 05:07:52 · answer #5 · answered by hillbilly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That ain't funny.
2006-11-06 05:01:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha that would be so embarrasing!
2006-11-06 05:41:03 · answer #7 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT's funny. hahaha
2006-11-06 04:57:31 · answer #8 · answered by Jenna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
COLD. ..........................i think i speak for everyone suffering from this terrible disease when i say this.
2006-11-06 05:02:30 · answer #9 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pickle joke was fine.........i liked it more than this.....hahahaha
2006-11-06 05:00:48 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋