okay theres this guy that was enviting his girlfriend to his house so they can have you know what but the guy had a bunkbed and his younger brother sleeps on the bottom so when him and his girlfriend got on top he said just so we dont make obvouis just say lettuce tamato so they started and she was lettuce tamato lettuce tamato lettuce tamato and his younger brother woke up and was eh guys stop putting mayo on my face.....do you get the joke
2006-11-06 03:56:43 · 26 answers · asked by Luis 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you said it all wrong....The guy tells his girl say "lettuce" if you want it harder, and "tomato" is you want if softer. So on and off the girl is saying "LETTUCE, tomato, LETTUCE, tomato, LETTUCE, LETTUCE, LETTUCE..." and thats when the little brother wakes up and yells, "Would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayo all over my face!"
2006-11-06 07:23:14 · answer #1 · answered by vanilpecan80 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
between the funniest became this guy who became approximately 60, he gave the impact of a homeless individual yet unquestionably had a place to stay. He for sure had some psychological themes (yet i'm no longer making exciting of that). He walked all around and regarded completely satisfied. I observed him in a delightful's ice cream parlor at some point sitting on the counter. He became eating an ice cream cone, had it throughout his face, moustache, beard, and it in basic terms regarded so attractive with the aid of fact he did no longer care, he became in basic terms lovin' it!
2016-10-03 08:28:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How sad for the younger brother who ended up getting all the Mayo on him. But great for the big brother and the girl because they had the best you know what..
2006-11-06 05:09:49 · answer #3 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny but illllllllllll
2006-11-06 04:50:16 · answer #4 · answered by Licy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I get it. It's just not funny.
Oh, and learn to capitalise and punctuate.
2006-11-06 04:01:07 · answer #5 · answered by Aisha C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u type like ur 13..old joke..better told if story makes sense
2006-11-06 04:49:38 · answer #6 · answered by Michael D 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
yeah his brother nutted on his face thats funny
2006-11-06 03:59:00 · answer #7 · answered by smiley girl 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol theres more to da story... but yeah...still funny
2006-11-06 04:03:19 · answer #8 · answered by MEEE 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny...but i heard it before
2006-11-06 04:04:02 · answer #9 · answered by ludacrusher 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is kind of gross, yet strangely funny.
2006-11-06 04:01:57 · answer #10 · answered by curiousgeorgina 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋