people keep telling me jesus save but what does he acctually save? does he save money on his car insurannce? what does this guy save?
2006-11-06 03:54:15 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
nothing, because he didn't really exist.
2006-11-06 04:04:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job. So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets! They wrote reports. They created labels and cards. They created charts and graphs. They did some genealogy reports. They did every job known to man. Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?" God just shrugged and said, "JESUS SAVES."
All jokes aside, Jesus saves your soul and can make a way out of no way. I hope you find Him some day. And insurance is spelled INSURANCE, Mr. Laugh Factory, lol!
2006-11-06 12:03:53 · answer #2 · answered by wrtrchk 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jesus doesn't save your soul (mind, will, emotions) he saves our lives from spending eternity in Hell. Its actually our spirit that is saved. Not our souls. When you die your spirit spends eternity in either Heaven or hell. If you accept Jesus' salvation you are accepting an invitation to spend eternity with the King of Kings. The decision is not to be taken lightly though. God loves you! Enough to send His only to die to take on your past, present and future mistakes. God knew every mistake that every person would ever make and STILL He sent Jesus to die for us. Accepting His grace and mercy is the most important decision a person could make.
2006-11-06 12:01:17 · answer #3 · answered by Natalie D 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The blood of Jesus saves your soul from the penalty of original sin, which is death. Only the blood of Jesus can cover your sin nature and deliver you to heaven. Heaven is a sinless place and God will not allow sin in heaven. Humankind is a sinful creature----you cannot deny that you have sinned. You must be delivered from this tendency to sin by confessing the fact that you are a sinner before Christ and asking for his forgiveness. You must accept Jesus as your personal Lord and Savior and be willing to adopt a new life in Christ.
2006-11-06 12:02:01 · answer #4 · answered by Preacher 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He saves your soul from the fires of hell. But only if you repent and believe in Him. He gave you enough sense (hopefully) to save on your own car insurance and save your own money.
2006-11-06 11:57:50 · answer #5 · answered by rose v 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
He saves your soul from going to hell. Everyone sins. In Gods eyes all sin is the same no mattter how big or small it is. No one is capable of being sinless no matter how good they are. Jesus paid the punishment for our sins when he died on the cross. Just like if you commit a crime, there is a punishment for it. Well the punishment for being a sinner is to spend eternity in hell. Because he died he took our punishement for us, we are forgiven and can spend eternity with him in heaven. All we have to do is admit that we are sinners and ask for forgiveness. Whew!! Thank you Jesus!!
2006-11-06 11:57:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
He saves people from going to hell.
2006-11-06 12:58:58 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty much he is supposed to have saved souls from going to hell b/c he died for there sins.
2006-11-06 11:57:18 · answer #8 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He saves Christians (people) from dying and going to Hades!@
2006-11-06 11:57:18 · answer #9 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lives. Souls. Hearts. Marriages. The list goes on...
2006-11-06 11:57:37 · answer #10 · answered by Char 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
save your soul from condemnation
2006-11-06 11:57:56 · answer #11 · answered by Me 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋